Yes! It is conspiracy! - Mark Zucerberg
translates to "Sugar Mountain"
Yesterday, I got a pay-as-you-go Nokia
cellphone with Windows software. Today, I've learned that the only
way to control my phone is to use Windows “Zune” software. In the
same insulting way as the previous Windows word-processing software –
the animated barking puppy dog – the first thing the Zune ask you
is “who are your three favorite singers” or something at this
line.
My phone has a pre-installed little app
to send a survey to Nokia (which they will choose to delete
instantly).
So I painstakingly taped this with my
arthritic fingers:
“With Windows app you are not only
useless but also insulting human intelligence - who gave you rights
to treat me like a retard whose only purpose in life is to seek
millions of songs, watch videos of cats, and share with the rest of
the world that I just farted after eating beans. You are just part of
other money thirsty digital barons who commit genocide of human
intelligence - Bolek Wesolowski”
I was always puzzled why the “digital
barons” - this term is copyrighted by me now :) - do commit the
genocide of human intelligence. Men like Mr. B. Gates, Mr-Late S.
Jobs, etc. are/were very intelligent. After all, to get from rags to riches (translate as: “to live American dream”) you need above
average intelligence of some kind – “Some kind” Thanks God!
Some say, they are different kinds of intelligence not just one.
Our digital barons are guilty of
turning the Internet into a sugar maintain. Yes, Mr. Zucerberg, a
sugar mountain. It rises big, white, tasty and tempting above the
horizon. Who can resist sugar ? Practically speaking no living
creature can. You force all of us (iTunes, Zune, etc) to crawl an
mass like cockroaches at night to get a bit of your bite.
Sugar is empty food!
The men of the past and present who
dedicated their lives to made your very life safe, comfortable and
meaningful – wheel, law of thermodynamics, penicillin, E= mc2 –
did not had a library of millions songs, watched the video of a funny
looking cat all day long and did not run all day around the Florence
to tell (twitt) to every citizen that they had great fart after
eating bean soup.
Mr. Zucerberg and others digital
barons, I accuse you of committing the genocide of human
intelligence.
Bolek Wesolowski
P.S.
What level of IQ has the Facebook
programmer or VIP who emails me every week that four new
friends are waiting for me on Facebook? Always FOUR friends. OK, I know,
it is a scam to make me to open Facebook page so you can earn some
money from advertisement. I understand this. But is it so difficult
Mr. Zuckerberg to write a simple code that will ask me one time that
one friend is there and another time that there are four, of six
maybe. How much money this individual gets paid ? Give me his monthly
salary and will will learn to code and I write more intelligent
program.
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