Monday, June 10, 2013

Yes! It is conspiracy! - Mark Zucerberg translates to "Sugar Mountain"

Yes! It is conspiracy! - Mark Zucerberg translates to "Sugar Mountain"

Yesterday, I got a pay-as-you-go Nokia cellphone with Windows software. Today, I've learned that the only way to control my phone is to use Windows “Zune” software. In the same insulting way as the previous Windows word-processing software – the animated barking puppy dog – the first thing the Zune ask you is “who are your three favorite singers” or something at this line.

My phone has a pre-installed little app to send a survey to Nokia (which they will choose to delete instantly).

So I painstakingly taped this with my arthritic fingers:

With Windows app you are not only useless but also insulting human intelligence - who gave you rights to treat me like a retard whose only purpose in life is to seek millions of songs, watch videos of cats, and share with the rest of the world that I just farted after eating beans. You are just part of other money thirsty digital barons who commit genocide of human intelligence - Bolek Wesolowski”

I was always puzzled why the “digital barons” - this term is copyrighted by me now :) - do commit the genocide of human intelligence. Men like Mr. B. Gates, Mr-Late S. Jobs, etc. are/were very intelligent. After all, to get from rags to riches (translate as: “to live American dream”) you need above average intelligence of some kind – “Some kind” Thanks God! Some say, they are different kinds of intelligence not just one.

Our digital barons are guilty of turning the Internet into a sugar maintain. Yes, Mr. Zucerberg, a sugar mountain. It rises big, white, tasty and tempting above the horizon. Who can resist sugar ? Practically speaking no living creature can. You force all of us (iTunes, Zune, etc) to crawl an mass like cockroaches at night to get a bit of your bite.

Sugar is empty food!

The men of the past and present who dedicated their lives to made your very life safe, comfortable and meaningful – wheel, law of thermodynamics, penicillin, E= mc2 – did not had a library of millions songs, watched the video of a funny looking cat all day long and did not run all day around the Florence to tell (twitt) to every citizen that they had great fart after eating bean soup.

Mr. Zucerberg and others digital barons, I accuse you of committing the genocide of human intelligence.

Bolek Wesolowski

P.S.

What level of IQ has the Facebook programmer or VIP who emails me every week that four new friends are waiting for me on Facebook? Always FOUR friends. OK, I know, it is a scam to make me to open Facebook page so you can earn some money from advertisement. I understand this. But is it so difficult Mr. Zuckerberg to write a simple code that will ask me one time that one friend is there and another time that there are four, of six maybe. How much money this individual gets paid ? Give me his monthly salary and will will learn to code and I write more intelligent program.